Cha Cha Cha – Ib Glindemann [OGM] (title card)
You’re in the Army Now [arrangement by Bob Camp and Charlie Brissette] (opening)
Drama Link (i) – Hubert Clifford (Ren and Stimpy cowering in fear)
Holiday Playtime – Cedric Palmer (“This… will… hurt… you.”)
Hollywood Romance – Peter Yorke (Ren after his shot)
The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (Ren and Stimpy getting their hair cut)
Blood in the Gutter – Laurie Johnson (Ren thrown down)
The Swinging Parade – Alan Moorhouse (Stimpy doing push-ups)
Links and Interjections (I – 1 – 12) – Alan Braden (sarge getting pissed at Ren’s bribe)
Backporch Blues (d) – Richard Myhill (Ren and Stimpy peeling potatoes)
The March of the Ants – Sidney Crooke (tear gas training)
Bits and Pieces – Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy reacting to the tear gas)
Holiday Playtime – Cedric Palmer (Ren and Stimpy outside the tear gas chamber)
Funeral March – Frederic Chopin, Fiachra Trench (both go back into the tear gas room)
Backporch Blues (d) – Richard Myhill (more potato peeling)
Drama – Van Phillips (Ren and Stimpy marching in the mud)
Roman March – Robert Sharples (Stimpy carrying Ren)
Maniac Pursuit – Trevor Duncan (sarge rises from the mud)
Terror by Night – Hubert Clifford (Ren screaming)
Just a Closer Walk with Thee – Wesley Butts, William Carter, David Robinson Jr, Don Rouse, Richard Sackett, Henry Stinson (Ren and Stimpy retiring that night)
Catfish Row – Benny Carter (Ren and Stimpy take off their boots)
Cradle Song (Brahms’ Lullaby) – Johannes Brahms, Fiachra Trench (“Good night, Ren.”/“Good night, Stimpy.”)
Reveille [arrangement by Charlie Brissette and Bob Camp] (morning trumpet call wakes up Ren)
Aboriginal Chants A – Brian Beamish, Peter Benson, Garry Hardman; Snake-Charmer’s Tune 1 – Yasotha Somasundram (Ren in crazy mode)
Bits and Pieces – Ronald Hanmer (Ren chops up his bed)
Battle Hymn of Republic (a) – Graham De Wilde (sarge yells at Ren)
Backporch Blues (d) – Richard Myhill (peeling an H-bomb)
Smouldering Fury (a) – Trevor Duncan (Ren’s crazy talk)
Hit and Run – Ralph Dollimore (Ren and Stimpy try to escape)
Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (sarge again)
Knight Errant – Sam Fonteyn (“You’re full-fledged tank paratroopers.”)
America the Beautiful [arrangement by Bob Camp, John Kricfalusi, and Henry Porch] (Ren and Stimpy sing it while going to war)
Cha Cha Cha – Ib Glindemann [OGM] (fade out)
Wagner: Overture from “The Flying Dutchman” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (title card)
Big City Suite – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (PTM at the office)
Star Encounters – Jack Mayborn [OGM] (“Will evil never rest? I hope not.”)
Reach for the Stars – Richard Harvey (“POWDERED… TOAST… MAN!!!”)
Star Encounters – Jack Mayborn [OGM] (cat crossing the street)
Battle at Sea – Johnny Pearson (cat sees the truck approaching)
Ballet Music from Faust – Charles Gounod (PTM shoots down the plane)
1812 Overture – Peter Tchaikovsky (PTM picks up the kitten)
Big City Suite – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (another distress call)
Reach for the Stars – Richard Harvey (“POWDERED… TOAST… MAN!!!”)
Agitato Mechanical – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (the Pope held hostage)
1812 Overture – Peter Tchaikovsky (“Leave everything to me!”)
Light Movement – George Hormel [Capitol Hi-Q] (PTM rescues The Pope)
Without Walls B – Mladen Franko (choir)
William Tell Overture – Gioacchino Rossini (PTM takes off)
Metro – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (another distress call)
Knight Errant – Sam Fonteyn (“Sorry mac, but I’ve got to attend to something really important.”)
Merry as a Grig – Van Phillips (PTM saves breakfast)
Eerie Emotional – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (choir)
Debussy: Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun – Lee Ashley [OGM] (PTM looks around)
Magical Effect (e) – Paddy Kingsland (end of PTM’s save)
Very End – Sam Fonteyn (PTM takes off)
Promenade – Tony Lowry (Ren and Stimpy eating breakfast, dissatisfied)
Spiralling Up – Dick Walter (PTM returns)
Knight Errant – Sam Fonteyn (PTM farts as he takes off)
Pizzacato from Sylvia – Leo Delibes (Ren and Stimpy eating breakfast, satisfied)
Disaster – Bruce Campbell (“My toast particles are dissipating!”)
The Star Spangled Banner (a) – Graham De Wilde (PTM arrives in the White House bathroom)
Trumpet Talk – Dick Walter (“I’m caught in my own zipper!”)
Stealthy – William Loose [Capitol Hi-Q] (“Any time you’re ready, Mr. President.”)
Dixie – Graham De Wilde (“Oh thank you, Powdered Toast Man!”)
God Save the Queen – Graham De Wilde (PTM taking the presidential oath)
Hail to the Chief – Graham De Wilde (“Lovely assistant, take a letter.”)
Lambs in Clover – Jack Strachey (“Well, I guess that takes care of the day’s business.”)
Johann Strauss: Overture from “Die Fledermaus” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (title card)
Pleasant Sleep – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Hi-Q] (opening at night)
Gay Activity – Clive Richardson (“You’ll be sorry when all your teeth will fall out…”)
Domestic Fun (b) – Ernest Tomlinson (Ren breaking the mirror)
Cradle Song (Brahms’ Lullaby) – Johannes Brahms, Fiachra Trench (Ren sleeping)
Softly She Sleeps – Cedric Palmer (“Stimpy, my tooth, it hurts!”)
Workaday World – Jack Beaver (tooth beaver)
Links and Interjections (II – 1 -10) – Alan Braden (Stimpy comforting Ren)
Happy Families – Sam Fonteyn (“Well hello, Ren!”)
Links and Interjections (II – 1 -10) – Alan Braden (Stimpy looking at the camera, concerned)
Light Eerie – George Hormel [Capitol Hi-Q] (Ren grinding his teeth in his sleep)
William Tell Overture – Gioacchino Rossini (Ren wakes up)
The March of the Ants – Sidney Crooke (everyone disgusted by Ren’s mouth)
Hollywood Romance – Peter Yorke (Ren crying)
Peer Gynt – Anitra’s Dance – Edvard Grieg (Ren pulling out his nerve endings)
Nutcracker-Sugar Plum Fairy – Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Nerve Ending Fairy appears)
Drama Link (n) – Hubert Clifford (morning)
Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter (lint under Ren’s pillow)
Drama Link (o) – Hubert Clifford (Ren crying)
Bluesy – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (Ren walks into the kitchen)
Sunshine Patrol – Tom Elliot [OGM] (Ren opens his present)
Nutcracker-Sugar Plum Fairy – Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Ren smiling with his big tooth)
In an 18th Century Drawing Room – Raymond Scott (title card)
Dramatic Sting #9 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Starring George Liquor)
After the Ball – Erik Markman, Charles K. Harris [OGM] (George Liquor looking at Ren and Stimpy through the pet shop window)
Links and Interjections (II – 1 -10) – Alan Braden (“Gosh, look at the cute little rascals.”)
The Whistler Overture – Charlie Brissette [based on “The Whistler and His Dog” by Arthur Pryor] (George Liquor skipping home)
Sunshine Patrol – Tom Elliot [OGM] (“Welcome home, boys.”)
Teenage Party – Erik Markman [OGM] (fish drives away)
Holidays – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy in a fish bowl)
Drama Link (n) – Hubert Clifford (morning)
Reveille – Richard Myhill (“Roll call!”)
The Red White and Blue – Lee Jacobs [CPM] (George Liquor’s rigorous training program)
Verdi: The Anvil Chorus – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren pushing his butt against the newspaper)
Eerie Emotional – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (Stimpy holding the newspaper)
In an 18th Century Drawing Room – Raymond Scott (Stimpy dancing)
Gounod: Funeral March of a Marionette – Lee Ashley [OGM] (“Today’s lesson is discipline.”)
Declamatory Chords – Alan Braden (George Liquor tempts Ren and Stimpy to get on the couch)
Mechanical Industrial Underscore – William Loose [Capitol Hi-Q] (“Get up on that couch!”)
Fire (JB-28) – William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Hi-Q] (George Liquor screams at Stimpy)
Terror – Alan Braden (Stimpy jumps on the couch)
Tension Tag #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (George Liquor looks like he’s gonna kill Stimpy but hugs him instead)
Links and Interjections (II – 1 -10) – Alan Braden (“It’s discipline that begets love!”)
In an 18th Century Drawing Room – Raymond Scott (Stimpy gets a treat)
Hollywood Holiday – Frank Samuels (“Are you afraid of a little discipline?”)
Tension Tag #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (“Oh, a smart-mouth, huh?”)
Moment Musical – Raymond Scott (attack lesson)
Twilight in Turkey – Raymond Scott (Ren hits George Liquor with a boating oar numerous times)
New Years Eve in a Haunted House – Raymond Scott (end of lesson)
In an 18th Century Drawing Room – Raymond Scott (Lawn Cigar doggie treats)
Travel Near East #2 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (title card)
The Gunfighter – Franco Micalizzi, Roberto Pregadio (opening narration)
My Horse and I – Norman Warren (Abner and Ewalt introduced)
Country & Western #2 – Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (“You’re smart enough to be bored?”)
Country & Western #1 – Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (“Nah, we hung her yesterday.”)
Country Music #3 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (“I got it! Let’s hire us some villains to hang!”)
Evening Campfire – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (more narration)
Turkey in the Straw – Erik Markman [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy riding chickens)
Western Saloon – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (“Hey Stimpy, let’s go down to that little one-horse town…”)
Green Bluegrass – Glen Sutton, Lloyd Green (villins wantid)
In Jeopardy – Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Jeopardy-style music)
Harmonica and Guitar Blues – Robert Ascot [Capitol Hi-Q] (“That’s the ugliest horse ever I did see!”)
She’ll Be Commin’ ‘Round the Mountain – Saul Broudy, Zan Mc Leod, Stephen Wade (“That’s my wife!”)
Two Old Timers – Allan Gunn (in the barn)
Country Music #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy try to steal Mr. Horse)
Mountain Dew (b) – Graham Preskett (Mr. Horse shakes his head)
Camptown Races – Edwina Travis-Chin (“Well sir, I don’t like it!”)
In Jeopardy – Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Jeopardy-style music)
Congregation – Graham Preskett (at the gallows)
Dirty Work at the Crossroads – Sam Fonteyn (Ren and Stimpy hanged)
Congregation – Graham Preskett (“Aw, who we gonna hang now?”)
The Lord Loves a Hangin’ – John Kricfalusi, Jim Smith, Bob Camp [original composition] (ending song)
Denza: Funiculi Funicula (Instrumental) – Lee Ashley [OGM] (title card)
Happy Happy Joy Joy (Ren and Stimpy driving the nipple truck)
Fairy Princess – Ib Glindemann [OGM] (“I have a dream…”)
Happy Happy Joy Joy (Ren and Stimpy driving again)
Act One – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Hi-Q] (“I can hardly contain myself!”)
Dramatic Sting #9 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren is hit by a shovel)
Saint-Saëns: Fossils from “Carnival of the Animals” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (fire chief slams the door)
Poetic Love Theme C – Mladen Franko (“I have a new dream, Ren.”)
Saint-Saëns: Aquarium from “Carnival of the Animals” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (pan of Mr. Horse)
Fire (JB-28) – William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Hi-Q] (“All right, so I made a mistake!”)
Gounod: Funeral March of a Marionette – Lee Ashley [OGM] (“Oh, it IS a nipple!”)
Eerie Heavy Echo (L-1214) – Spencer Moore [Capitol Hi-Q] (“Call the poliiiiiiiiice.”)
The March of the Ants – Sidney Crooke (“What IS it man?!”)
Happy Happy Joy Joy (Ren and Stimpy stop at Mr. Pipe’s house)
Crepe Suzette – Cyril Watters (Mr. Pipe answers)
Gay Activity – Clive Richardson (Ren and Stimpy demonstrating the nipples’ uses)
Listen to the Mockingbird [arrangement by John Kricfalusi] (Ren and Stimpy ride bulls)
[NOTE: There are four different versions of this episode, with two different soundtracks. I’ve noted alternate tracks in brackets where appropriate]
Sven Theme – Charlie Brissette [original composition] (title card)
Gounod: Funeral March of a Marionette – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy sitting at night and at morning) [in the alternate soundtrack, this is replaced with “Traps” by Richard Harvey, mixed with “The Sound of Time” by Marc Lanjean]
Cradle Song – Fiachra Trench, Johannes Brahms (Ren looks at photo of him and Sven)
Screw on the Loose – Tony Lowry (Stimpy’s appointment)
Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (“That’s it! I’ve had enough of your tomfoolery!”)
Swiss Psalm – Alberich Zwyssig (Ren answers the door) [in the alternate soundtrack, there is no music here]
The Glory of Prussia – Alfred Kluten (Sven is at the door)
Happy Happy Joy Joy (Stimpy and Sven staring blankly)
Sublime Ghost – William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Hi-Q] (Ren shrugs)
Trombone Slides – Dick Walter (Sven’s luggage)
Huckleberry Duck – Raymond Scott (Sven unpacking)
South Side Shuffle – Keith Nichols (Sven’s brain removed)
Huckleberry Duck – Raymond Scott (“Hey Ren, your cousin is the coolest!”) [in the alternate soundtrack, this is replaced with “Shock Horror (a)” by Dick Walter, followed by “Verdi: Aria from “Rigoletto” (Caro Nome)” by Neil Amsterdam; the latter track is from OGM]
Gounod: Funeral March of a Marionette – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren going to work)
Pizzicato Playtime – Sam Fonteyn (Ren’s steamed)
Drama Link (k) – Hubert Clifford (“Cut that out!”)
Drama Link (l) – Hubert Clifford (“I’m going to work now, so don’t do anything stupid!”)
Polka Mit Pfiff – Elmer Stigman (hide and seek) [in the alternate soundtrack, this music cuts off sooner and is followed by “Romantic Legend” by Eric Swan]
Tom Fool – Van Phillips (“Let’s play circus!”)
Sven Blues – Chris Reccardi, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (rainy day)
Workaday World – Jack Beaver (Stimpy searching through board games)
Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence – Charlie Brissette, Tom Armbruster, John Kricfalusi [original composition]
Workaday World – Jack Beaver (setting up the game)
Symphony #6 “Pastoral” Movement 4 – Ludwig Beethoven (Ren comes home from work)
Dramatic Mechanical Main Theme – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (“AGGGH!!! I knew it! Cat dirt everywhere!”)
Fire (JB-28) – William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Hi-Q] (Ren’s possessions ruined)
Dramatic Storm – Ib Glindemann [OGM] (Ren storming up to Stimpy and Sven)
Eerie Dramatic (L-657) – Spencer Moore [Capitol Hi-Q] (Ren’s rant)
Voodoo Victim – Gilbert Vinter (“And then I’m gonna gouge your eyes out!”)
Eerie Dramatic (L-657) – Spencer Moore [Capitol Hi-Q] (more of Ren’s rant) [in the alternate soundtrack, “Drama Link (b)” by Hubert Clifford plays towards the end of his rant when he says “But first, FIRST…”]
War Games – Build Up – Wilfred Burns (Ren walks towards the board game)
Tension Tag #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren peeing on the electric fence)
Dramatic Sting #9 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren, Stimpy, and Sven in Hell)
Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence – Charlie Brissette, Tom Armbruster, John Kricfalusi [original composition] (ending)
Toccata D Minor – Johann Bach (title card)
Saw Theme – W Trytel (ghost’s first appearance)
Little Symphony-Spooky Scherzo – Sam Fonteyn (Ren and Stimpy kick down the door)
Gothic Towers (b) – Richard Myhill (“I must go freshen up.”)
Saw Theme – W Trytel (“This calls for the direct approach.”)
Exciting Percussion – John Fox (wood burning stove)
Building Tension – John Fox (ghost stuffed with wood)
Romantic Evening – Gary Hughes (sausage-fied ghost)
Sublime Ghost – William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Hi-Q] (“Where are they?”)
Rock N Roll Bop – David Morse [CPM] (kitchen scene)
Red River Valley – Erik Markman [OGM] (yak gives thanks)
Tension Tag #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (yak punches ghost sandwich)
Gothic Towers (b) – Richard Myhill (“Maybe it’s up those hideous stairs.”)
Brahms: Lullaby – Les Peel [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy in bed)
Dramatic Sting #9 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren smells Stimpy’s armpits)
Smouldering Fury (a) – Trevor Duncan (ghost enters bathroom)
Scared Stiff – John Fox (Psycho parody)
That Crazy Rag – Keith Nichols (Stimpy drying himself with the ghost)
Gothic Towers (b) – Richard Myhill (establishing shot of mansion)
Menacing Threat – John Fox (when the ghost puts the head on Ren)
Tchaikovsky: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies from “The Nutcracker Suite” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (bloody head fairy)
Graveyard – Johnny Pearson (“Quick, Stimpy, there’s something in my ear!”)
Terror – Alan Braden (ghost punching himself)
Gothic Towers (b) – Richard Myhill (“I’ve had it with this child’s play!”)
Inferno – Fredric Bayco (ghost approaches the bed with the chainsaw)
Symphony #9 “New World” – Largo – Antonin Dvorak, Fiachra Trench (ghost thinks he’s a failure)
Funeral March – Frederic Chopin, Fiachra Trench (“Sweet Lord, no!”)
Without Walls A – Mladen Franko (choir)
Creole Clarinet – Keith Nichols (“I’m alive. Killer.”)
The Washington Post – John Sousa, George Wilson [CPM] (title card)
The March of the Ants – Sidney Crooke (“Don’t worry, Stimpy, this is all pretend!”)
Carmen – Aragonaise – Georges Bizet (“Let me at ’em!”)
Hackney Carriage – Cedric Palmer (“Leave these ruffians to me.”)
Teenage Party – Erik Markman [OGM] (start of the match)
Brahms: Lullaby – Les Peel [OGM] (sleeper hold)
Powerhouse – Raymond Scott (pectorals crushing Ren)
Dramatic Sting #9 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Stimpy slowly gets up)
Dramatic Impact 3 – Ivor Slaney (Stimpy gets more abuse)
Licence to Thrill – Robert Cornford (ringside commentary)
Über Den Wellen – Juventino Rosas (tongue lock move)
Dangerous A, E – Mladen Franko (flying butt pliers announced)
Hit and Run – Ralph Dollimore (flying butt pliers)
Screw on the Loose – Tony Lowry (Stimpy’s bones “broken”)
Schubert: Quartet – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren reading a book)
Powerhouse – Raymond Scott (Ren in the ring)
Fanfare – Robert Sharples (Ren and Stimpy win)
Maniac Pursuit – Trevor Duncan (loser speech)
Moon Journey – The Long Wait – Frank Talley [Capitol Hi-Q] (Stimpy’s rant)
Goldfinger – David Morse [CPM] (title card)
Big Band Era 30’s – Neil Amsterdam [OGM] (opening)
Fairy Dust (b) – Dick Walter (view of babies)
Drama Link (j) – Hubert Clifford (evil grin on Ren)
Fairy Dream (a) – Otto Sieben (babies playing)
A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (babies are bribed to leave)
Little Bill’s Trumpet A – Ted Atking, Alan Feanch (baby Ren and Stimpy sucking on bottles)
Trombone Slides – Dick Walter (tons of other diapers)
Fairy Dust (b) – Dick Walter (Stimpy’s bottom is powdered)
Drama Link (o) – Hubert Clifford (Ren gets jealous)
Drama Link (k) – Hubert Clifford (Ren hits Stimpy)
Fairy Dust (a) – Dick Walter; Games Played in the Dark – Richard Harvey (played at the same time, when Ren pulls the nose off the teddy bear)
Crepe Suzette – Cyril Watters (Mr. Pipe’s home)
Powerhouse – Raymond Scott (Ren scrubbed on Mr. Pipe’s stubble)
Lambs in Clover – Jack Strachey (Mr. Pipe wants to teach Ren and Stimpy to walk)
The Cultured Cakewalk (a) – Dick Walter (Ren and Stimpy walk)
Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (Mr. Pipe revealing hot coals under the couch)
Maniac Pursuit – Trevor Duncan (Ren and Stimpy afraid to cross the coals)
Tea Dance – Alfred Ralston (upsidaisy with Ren)
Beguine by Night – Eric Winstone (bath time)
Stealthy – William Loose [Capitol Hi-Q] (cop at the door with Mr. Pipe’s real babies)
In an 18th Century Drawing Room – Raymond Scott (Ren is beaten up by Mr. Pipe’s babies)
Bizet: March of the Toreadors from “Carmen” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (title card)
Pathe News Fanfare – Stanley Black (opening)
The Whistler Overture – Charlie Brissette [based on “The Whistler and His Dog” by Arthur Pryor] (George Liquor introduced)
Stop Gap – Robert Sharples (Ren’s dental hygeine)
Workaday World – Jack Beaver (buffing)
Fucik: Entrance of the Gladiators (The Circus March) – Lee Ashley [OGM] (all the competitors entering the judging station)
Gay Activity – Clive Richardson (first dog judged)
Hollywood Romance – Peter Yorke (poodle pleading for his life)
Passing the Time – Robert Sharples (Ren’s up)
War Dance for Wooden Indians – Raymond Scott (“Take a CLOSER look!”)
Sousa: The Liberty Bell March – Lee Ashley [OGM] (in the stadium)
Fully Fashioned – George French (first dog and Stimpy judged)
La Muette De Portici – Daniel Auber (“Disqualified!”)
War Dance for Wooden Indians – Raymond Scott (George Liquor telling Ren he’s the last chance)
The Whistler Overture – Charlie Brissette (George Liquor standing in for Ren)
Traditional: For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow (Instrumental) – Erik Markman [OGM] (George Liquor wins first place)
Hallelujah Chorus from the Messiah – George Handel (title card)
Symphony #6 “Pastoral” – 1st Mvt. – Ludwig Beethoven, Fiachra Trench (“Hello, boys and girls, this here is a true story that we just made up!”)
Dramatic Impact 5 – Ivor Slaney (Stimpy farts)
Dramatic Impact 6 – Ivor Slaney (post-fart)
Drama Link (d) – Hubert Clifford (Stimpy’s shocked)
Drama Link (a) – Hubert Clifford (“REN!!!”)
Dance of the Hours – Helmuth Brandenburg (“Ren, you’ll never believe what happened!”)
Coriolan Overture – Ludwig Beethoven (Stimpy trying to fart)
Light-Hearted Links (1-6) – Eric Spear (“Stinky is NOT a fantasy.”)
Shopping Spree – Laurie Johnson (Stimpy runs off)
Holiday Playtime – Cedric Palmer (Stimpy searches for Stinky)
Trombone Slides – Dick Walter (Stimpy hits his head on the piano bench)
Clair De Lune – Helmuth Brandenburg, Claude Debussy (Stimpy sad at the TV)
Willy Nilly – Cyril Watters (Ren in the litter box)
Linked Romantic Movements – Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy cries)
Links and Interjections (II – 1 -10) – Alan Braden (“I’m not listening to this anymore.”)
Smouldering Fury (c) – Trevor Duncan (“He’s real, he’s real, he’s real.”)
Heavy Affliction – Cedric Palmer (Ren tries to comfort Stimpy)
Colour Bridges (1) – Sidney Kay (“Fine! Sit here and wallow, you fat, you stupid, you AGGH! Who needs ya?”)
String Quartet #2 – Nocturne – Aleksandre Borodin, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy laying awake in bed)
Bella Mia Fiamma Addio – Aria for Soprano and Orchestra – Wolfgang Mozart, George Wilson [CPM] (Stinky looks in the window)
Tender Affair – Mike Sunderland (Stimpy calls for Stinky outside)
Changing Moods – Sam Fonteyn (“Gosh darn it, Ren!”)
Symphony #6 “Pathetique” 1st Mvt. – Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Ren prays at the house when Stimpy leaves)
Symphony No. 5 (3rd Movement) – Ludwig Beethoven (Stimpy looking for Stinky in the city)
Jingle Bells (d) – Simon Benson (Santa Claus)
Symphony #6 “Pastoral” Movement 4 – Ludwig Beethoven (montage of Stimpy looking for Stinky)
Timpattern – Sammy Burdson (drums when Stimpy crawls around the corner)
Lifeblood E – Mladen Franko (Stimpy sees the manure)
Heavy Affliction – Cedric Palmer (Stimpy falls to the ground)
Polovtsian Dances from Prince Igor: Stranger in Paradise – Aleksandre Borodin (Stinky sits on Stimpy’s butt)
Bits and Pieces – Ronald Hanmer (Stinky chased by bums)
Drama Link (o) – Hubert Clifford (Stinky in the sewer)
We Wish You a Merry Christmas (Ren sings it)
Romeo & Juliet Overture; Symphony #6 “Pathetique” 1st Mvt. – Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Ren answers the door to find Stimpy)
Silent Night – Tim Renwick (Stimpy warming up by the fire)
Romantic Legend – Eric Swan (Stimpy hugs Stinky)
Poetic Love Theme B – Mladen Franko (fish wife)
Wedding Procession – Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy, Leslie Pearson (Stinky and fish get married)
Joy to the World – Alec Gould (ending)
Placa Omondia – Mimis Plessas (title card)
Big Band Highlight No. 5 – Neil Amsterdam [OGM] (opening at zoo)
Hot Club 30 – Don Harper (Ren and Stimpy trying to get into the zoo)
Dancing the Hula – Kapono Beamer (Ren and Stimpy inside the monkey cage)
Too Tired A – Hans Ehrlinger (Stimpy with twig up his nose)
Dancing the Hula – Kapono Beamer (“Shame, shame, Stimpy!”)
I’m Gonna Be a Monkey – Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Stimpy sings)
After the Ball – Erik Markman, Charles K. Harris [OGM] (Ren starting acrobatics)
Panic Patrol – Kenny Graham (Ren swinging through the air)
At an Arabian House Party – Raymond Scott (Ren and Stimpy itching)
The March of the Ants – Sidney Crooke (monkey wants Ren to pick at his lice)
Hollywood Romance – Peter Yorke (“I don’t want to!”)
Big Band Highlight No. 5 – Neil Amsterdam [OGM] (father and son at cage)
Filthy’s Dance – Charlie Brissette, Scott Huml [original composition] (percussion as the monkey performs)
The Whistler Overture – Charlie Brissette [based on “The Whistler and His Dog” by Arthur Pryor] (monkey gets tons of food)
Jungle Boogie – Charlie Brissette, Scott Huml [original composition] (percussion as Ren and Stimpy perform)
Quiz Organ (a) – Curtis Schwartz (“Dusty old nut shells and pre-chewed gum!”)
Quiz Organ (b) – Curtis Schwartz (“A ROCK?!”)
Drama Link (k) – Hubert Clifford (Ren’s steamed)
Dramatic Impact 1 – Ivor Slaney (manager is revealed)
Hot Club 30 – Don Harper (monkey chow)
Terror by Night – Hubert Clifford (“We want a transfer!”)
Valse Aux Champs-Elysees – Daniel Jean Jeannin (Ren and Stimpy in the bird exhibit)
Blush Rose (8-PG-270) – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (title card)
Fake Dad Headquarters – Charlie Brissette, Alex Rannie [original composition] (opening)
Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (Kowalski revealed)
Love Story: Theme – Laurie Johnson (Kowalski hugs Ren)
There’s No Place Like Home (Ren, Stimpy, and Kowalski on the couch)
Symphony No. 94 (Surprise Symphony) – Franz Haydn (Kowalski sitting in Ren’s favorite chair)
Tension Tag #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (“Why I oughta take your pants down and spank you!”)
Bouquets (3) – Laurie Johnson (“You’re right, I’ve been terrible.”)
Smokin’ – Charlie Brissette, Alex Rannie, Tom Armbruster [original composition] (Kowalski gets out cigarettes)
Terror by Night – Hubert Clifford (Ren hits Kowalski with the spoon)
State of Emergency – Laurie Johnson (Kowalski crushing things)
Lambs in Clover – Jack Strachey (Ren, Stimpy, and Kowalski in the park)
Rock-a-Bye Baby (Ren burping Kowalski)
Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter (Ren’s hairless)
Rescue – Cecil Milner (Ren snaps)
Bouquets (2) – Laurie Johnson (“PLEASE pull ’em up.”)
Holiday Playtime – Cedric Palmer (Ren returns Kowalski)
Poetic Love Theme B – Mladen Franko (Kowalski says goodbye)
Weites Land – Gerhard Trede (title card)
Willy Nilly – Cyril Watters (opening)
Main Street – Alec Gould (Ren’s hungry)
Cowboys Delight – Charlie Brissette [original composition based on “Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie”] (Ren eating the pill)
Tchaikovsky: Overture Miniature from “The Nutcracker Suite” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy at the lake)
Catfish Row – Benny Carter (Stimpy skinny-dipping)
Lush Life – William Loose (“Come on in, Ren, the water’s fine!”)
In the Hall of the Mountain King – Edvard Grieg (bearded man goes skinny-dipping with Ren and Stimpy)
Folli the Foal – Andrew Fenner (Stimpy’s off to pick berries)
Cold Fear (a) – Laurie Johnson (“One roaring campfire coming up.”)
Hit and Run – Ralph Dollimore (Ren’s on fire)
Spring Song – Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy, Fiachra Trench (charred Ren punches Stimpy)
Softly She Sleeps – Cedric Palmer (night)
Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (mosquito making noise)
Flight of the Bumblebee – Nikolai Rimsky Korsakoff (mosquito sucking Ren’s blood)
Cold Fear (a) – Laurie Johnson (tons of mosquitos ready to suck from Ren)
Peer Gynt – Morning – Edvard Grieg, Fiachra Trench (morning)
Pizzacato from Sylvia – Leo Delibes (Ren tries to drink from the lake)
Day of the Locust – Richard Harvey (Stimpy swats the glass from Ren’s hand)
Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter (Beaver found in Stimpy’s water tank)
Ride of the Valkyries – Richard Wagner; Night on Bare Mountain – Modest Mussorgsky (Ren turns into a beaver)
In the Hall of the Mountain King – Edvard Grieg (bearded man and Ren whack Stimpy)
Bright Lights – Philip Green, Geoffrey Love, Ken Thorne [Capitol Hi-Q] (title card)
Happy Families – Sam Fonteyn (zoom in on the birdhouse)
Sweet and Simple – Steve Race (Ren comes home)
Dramatic Impact 1 – Ivor Slaney (Ren steps in a hairball)
Delibes: Mazurka from “Coppelia” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (“OH, when Stimpy gets home!”)
News Flash – Sam Fonteyn (“We interrupt your regularly scheduled program…”)
Like Strange – Kenny Graham; Drama Link (j) – Hubert Clifford (Ren gets evil grin)
Saint-Saëns: Dance Macabre (Waltz) – Lee Ashley [OGM] (“They’re vile, they’re stinky, but I love them!”)
Tchaikovsky: Overture Miniature from “The Nutcracker Suite” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren praises Stimpy)
Saint-Saëns: Dance Macabre (Waltz) – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy throws up)
Shopping Jaunt – Kenny Graham (first factory montage)
Tautwalk – Laurie Johnson (Bubba looks around nervously)
Shopping Jaunt – Kenny Graham (second factory montage)
Shopping Spree – Laurie Johnson (“Stimpy, snap it up!”)
Sabre Dance – Aram Khachaturian (third factory montage)
Like Strange – Kenny Graham (“Grade A” stamp on Stimpy’s butt)
Light-Hearted Links (1-6) – Eric Spear (“But Ren, I need fuel to make hairballs, and I’m fresh out.”)
Fashion Bridge – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Hi-Q] (Stimpy licks Ren’s hair)
Shopping Spree – Laurie Johnson (Stimpy tries to throw up)
Barber of Seville Overture – Gioacchino Rossini (Stimpy licks Bubba’s arm)
Minuet-String Quintet in E – Luigi Boccherini, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy licks Bubba’s back)
State of Emergency – Laurie Johnson (“Well then get to it, man! Time is money!”)
Inferno – Fredric Bayco (Ren putting a plunger to Stimpy)
Hollywood Holiday – Frank Samuels (“Yes, Uncle Ren!”)
Danger Run – Tony Kinsey (“An exploratory? What’s that?”)
Waltz Pompadour – Tom Elliot [OGM] (Bubba gets inside Stimpy)
Saint-Saëns: Aquarium from “Carnival of the Animals” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Bubba walking inside Stimpy)
Symphony #6 “Pathetique” Movement 4 – Peter Tchaikovsky (Stimpy’s about to “die”)
Happy Feet – Alan Moorhouse (Ren, Stimpy, and Bubba dance)
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Moving Target – Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (Ren and Stimpy waiting for the mail)
Drama Link (a) – Hubert Clifford (mail pushed through the slot)
Star Parade – Tony Kinsey (Ren and Stimpy jumping into the air)
Happy-Go-Lively – Laurie Johnson (Ren and Stimpy opening the mail)
Colour Bridges (1) – Sidney Kay (Ren gets tears in his eyes)
Changing Moods – Sam Fonteyn (“Sure, everybody loves YOU!”)
Linked Romantic Movements – Sam Fonteyn (“It’s YOU they love!”)
Bouquets (1) – Laurie Johnson (Ren cries again)
Spindlelegs – Cedric Palmer (“You can be the president of my fan club!”)
Lost War – Gerhard Trede (Ren’s daydream of being president)
Mists of Illusion – Gilbert Vinter (end of Ren’s daydream)
Hail to the Chief – Graham De Wilde (“Well, Mr. President, ready for your first day in office?”)
Lambs in Clover – Jack Strachey (Ren reading the first letter)
The Nutcracker: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy – Peter Tchaikovsky (second letter)
Smouldering Fury (a) – Trevor Duncan (third letter)
Smouldering Fury (b) – Trevor Duncan (Ren’s response to the third letter)
Terror by Night – Jack Coles (“REN!”)
Colour Bridges (3) – Sidney Kay (“Lots of kids do it.”)
Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (“You and I still do it!”)
Drama Link (o) – Hubert Clifford (“I don’t deserve to live.”)
From the Cockpit – Garry Hardman (Ren tempts Stimpy to stab him)
Pomp and Circumstance March #1 – Edward Elgar, Fiachra Trench (Ren vows to do better as president)
Turkey Trot – John Longmire (fourth letter)
Moving Target – Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (Ren reading numerous letters)
Pleasant Sleep – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Hi-Q] (night)
Satanic – Richard Harvey (Ren’s wide awake)
Drama Shock (f) – Richard Harvey (“My hands, dirty!”)
The Killing Ground (a) – Richard Harvey (Ren screams)
Silent Scream (a) – Richard Harvey (“President, what a joke.”)
Brahms’ Lullaby – Johannes Brahms (“Look at him, lying there asleep…”)
Dangerous A – Mladen Franko (“…with these hands. These DIRTY hands!”)
Approaching Evil – Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Ren goes crazy)
Moto Dramatico – Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Ren screams as scene fades to black)
Drama Link (n) – Hubert Clifford (morning)
Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (Ren in the closet)
Willy Nilly – Cyril Watters (“Stimpy” answers the door)
Saint-Saëns: Fossils from “Carnival of the Animals” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (“A letter for me! A letter for me!”)
Cacodemon – Maurice Jarre (“This letter’s for ME!”)
Finger of Fear – Fredric Bayco (Ren reads the letter)
Drama Shock (e) – Richard Harvey (Ren finds out Stimpy wrote the letter)
Bouquets (1) – Laurie Johnson (“Oh, Stimpy, I’m so ashamed.”)
Poetic Love Theme B – Mladen Franko (Ren cries)
Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter (people at the window watching Ren cry)
Manhattan Minuet – Raymond Scott (title card)
Song of the Volga Boatmen B – Igor Tuhmanov (opening)
Am Dorfbrunnen A – Otto Sieben (Ren and Stimpy reading fan mail)
Dvorak: Humoresque – Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (kissing the wives goodbye)
Blow the Man Down – Alfred Kluten (Ren and Stimpy swimming across the Atlantic Ocean)
Sunshine Patrol – Tom Elliot [OGM] (Anthony’s house exterior)
Manhattan Minuet – Raymond Scott (Anthony’s bedroom)
Johann Strauss: Tales from the Vienna Woods (Waltz) – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren doing the eye bulge gag)
Brahms’ Lullaby – Johannes Brahms (in bed)
Rossini: Morning from “William Tell” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (morning)
Dramatic Impact 2 – Ivor Slaney (Anthony sees Ren and Stimpy on the toilet)
For Those in Peril – Ronald Hanmer (“Cartoon characters don’t do THAT!”)
Drama Link (d) – Hubert Clifford (Anthony’s father comes around the corner)
The Killing Ground (a) – Richard Harvey (Anthony’s father chews out Ren and Stimpy)
Love Story: Lonely – Laurie Johnson (“My son Anthony likes you.”)
The Killing Ground (a) – Richard Harvey (“…you can stay.”)
Symphonie Fantastique Movement 4 – Hector Berlioz (“Excuse me. Don’t you even put that picture in my head!”)
Catwalk – Kenny Graham (“Do we understand each other?”)
The Killing Ground (a) – Richard Harvey (“We understand very well!”)
Dangerous A – Mladen Franko (“Remember what I said!”)
Turn the Screw – Paul Gerard (“Oh no, it’s Victor the school bully!”)
Catwalk – Kenny Graham (Victor twists Ren’s head)
Teenage Party – Erik Markman [OGM] (music heard in Victor’s dad’s car)
Uppers and Downers (2) – Kenny Graham (Anthony pushes Victor; Victor beats up Anthony)
Teenage Party – Erik Markman [OGM] (music from the car again)
Heavy Affliction – Cedric Palmer (Ren, Stimpy, and Anthony laying in the yard)
For Those in Peril – Ronald Hanmer (Ren gives Anthony CPR)
Dramatic Mechanical Main Theme – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (Anthony’s dad comes outside)
Love Story: Theme – Laurie Johnson (Anthony’s dad cries)
Secret Hopes A – Mladen Franko (Anthony’s dad prays)
The Killing Ground (a) – Richard Harvey (“Meet me in the DEN!”)
Saint-Saëns: The Swan from “Carnival of the Animals” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Anthony’s dad putting Anthony into bed)
Can-Can – Jacques Offenbach (Anthony sits up in bed and shrugs his shoulders)
Satanic – Richard Harvey (Ren and Stimpy in fear in the den)
Dangerous A – Mladen Franko (Anthony’s dad enters the room)
Dangerous C – Mladen Franko (Anthony’s dad takes off his shirt)
The Killing Ground (a) – Richard Harvey (Anthony’s dad hangs up his shirt and sits down)
A Question of Doubt – John Devereaux (Anthony’s dad chews out Ren and Stimpy)
Love Story: Lonely – Laurie Johnson (“Anthony, you’ve got to pull through!”)
A Question of Doubt – John Devereaux (“Show me your hands!”)
Dramatic Atmosphere C – Mladen Franko (“These are the hands of a working man!”)
Night Butcher – Richard Harvey (“I’ll tell you a joke… and you’re gonna LAUGH!”)
From the Cockpit – Garry Hardman (“Come on, funny guys.”)
The Killing Ground (a) – Richard Harvey (“All right, funny guys, I wanna know something.”)
Tension Tag #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Anthony’s dad yells)
Saint-Saëns: Dance Macabre (Waltz) – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy throws up)
Colour Bridges (3) – Sidney Kay (Anthony’s dad looks at them funny)
South Side Shuffle – Keith Nichols (Anthony’s dad laughs)
Strauss: The Radetzky March – Lee Ashley [OGM] (“A Ren & Stimpy Special” intro) [only in original airing]
Aubade a Maryvonne – Daniel Jean Jeannin; Bale Guilvinec – Daniel Jean Jeannin (title card)
Acts of Heroism (c) – Trevor Duncan (“Our story begins thousands of years ago, 1856!”)
Investiture – Bruce Campbell (dog rallies the troops to take the mission)
Squadron Airborne – Bruce Campbell (“So that future generations will live in freedom!”)
From the Cockpit – Garry Hardman (dog makes a decision whether to send Ren and Stimpy on the mission)
Trombone Slides – Dick Walter (Ren faints)
Squadron Airborne – Bruce Campbell (“I’m proud of you boys!”)
Terror by Night – Hubert Clifford (“…the rest of us must bear the shame of having to remain here with the women!”)
Drama Shock (i) – Richard Harvey (Ren freaks out)
Drama Link (d) – Hubert Clifford (Ren slaps Stimpy)
Marching Troops – Gerhard Trede (“And so, faithfully, the two heroic yaksmen began their journey…”)
Agitato Mechanical – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (“Onward they pressed through the harsh Canadian tundra!”)
Indian Warpath – Erik Markman [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy are hit by arrows)
Uppers and Downers (2) – Kenny Graham (Kodiak Marmoset revealed)
Brickbat (Battle) – Laurie Johnson (Ren and Stimpy beaten up by the Kodiak Marmoset)
Dramatic Mechanical Main Theme – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (raining)
Cuban Carnival – Chris Karan (stinking hot depths of the Canadian jungle)
Bungo – David Bradnum (the bees fly into Ren’s mouth)
Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (Ren spits out the bees)
Cataclysm – Maurice Jarre (the bees sting Ren’s tongue)
National Mourning – Gerhard Trede (“Filthy, starving, exhausted…”)
Like Strange – Kenny Graham (Ren snaps)
Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Anthem – John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition]
The Waiting Silence – Richard Harvey (desert)
Dangerous C – Mladen Franko (yak speaks up)
Mystic Attack – Gerhard Trede; Conflicts of Opinion A – Mladen Franko (plays while the yak snaps)
Saint-Saëns: Aquarium from “Carnival of the Animals” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (“Thanks. I needed that.”)
Forewarning (a,b,c) – Syd Dale (everyone sits down to think about how to get food)
Colour Bridges (1) – Sidney Kay (“Look around you, men! This is Canada!”)
Newsreel – Sam Fonteyn (Ren describing how to get dirt)
Barber of Seville Overture – Gioacchino Rossini (the start of the dirt search)
Drama Link (g) – Hubert Clifford (“You fool! You can’t just eat ANY dirt!”)
Peter and the Wolf Overture: The Grandfather – Sergei Prokofiev (everyone following Ren)
Moon Journey – The Launch – Frank Talley [Capitol Hi-Q] (rumbling)
Triumph and Liberty – Gerhard Trede (“We struck dirt!”)
Togetherness – Erik Markman [OGM] (night)
Without Walls A; Floating Beauty A – Mladen Franko (Ren says grace)
Fly by Night – Montague Ewing (“Let’s eat!”)
Peer Gynt – Morning – Edvard Grieg, Fiachra Trench (morning)
Timpattern – Sammy Burdson (Ren staking the flag)
Blaze of Brass (a) – Cecil Milner (flag is up)
Canada – George Wilson [CPM] (ending)