Ren & Stimpy Music Identification: Season 3

• Mister Charles – Sid Phillips (title card)

• Domestic Fun (a) – Ernest Tomlinson (Ren on the couch)

• Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme (Stimpy watching TV)

• Turkey Trot – John Longmire (“Why sure, I’ll take one!”)

• Star Parade – Tony Kinsey (Titan 4000 described by Stimpy)

• Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (“Stimpy, this time I’m really going to-“)

• Be Cool (b) – Benny Carter (installation monkey)

• Hit and Run – Ralph Dollimore (Ren sucked into the vacuum)

• Pleasant Sleep – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Hi-Q] (Ren asleep on the couch)

• I.T.M.A. – Michael North (salesman revealed)

• Catwalk – Kenny Graham (Ren throws salesman out)

• Stealth by Night – Jack Coles; Turn the Screw – Paul Gerard (Stimpy sneaks into the beauty room)

• Chandelier Waltz – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Stimpy puts on make-up)

• Catwalk – Kenny Graham (“Knock knock!”)

• I.T.M.A. – Michael North (salesman appears again)

• Goldfinger – David Morse [CPM] (“Get down from there!”)

• Fashion Bridge – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Hi-Q] (Ren puts on make-up, but it’s really the salesman)

• Declamatory Chords – Alan Braden (the dramatic stings when the salesman’s thrown out again)

• Domestic (C-164) – William Loose [Capitol Hi-Q] (Stimpy does the dishes)

• Air Raid – Gerhard Trede (“WE… DON’T… WANT… NO… SALVE!”)

• Lambs in Clover – Jack Strachey (“Hey Stimpy, hurry up with that jelly sandwich.”)

• The Hurry Up – Kenny Graham (Ren feeds salesman to the dog)

• Our Mr Meredith – Eric Winstone (Ren on the toilet)

• Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter (Ren’s out of toilet paper)

• I.T.M.A. – Michael North (salesman appears again)

• Tension Tag #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren crackles in rage)

• Drama Link (o) – Hubert Clifford (Ren agrees to buy some salve)

• Quiz Organ (b) – Curtis Schwartz (Stimpy in the tub with salve)

• I.T.M.A. – Michael North (Ren cries)

• Greek Dance – Roy Henley (title card)

• Dusty Road Blues – Paul Lenart, Duke Levine, Richard Rosenblatt (Ren and Stimpy walking the streets, hungry)

• The Nutcracker: Dance of the Reed Flutes – Peter Tchaikovsky (Ren and Stimpy smell something)

• Donizetti: Overture from “Don Pasquale” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy looking through the fence hole)

• Gay Activity – Clive Richardson (“Food for me! Food for me!”)

• Pizzicato Playtime – Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy looks to see if there’s a dog)

• Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (Ren runs into the yard and gets mauled)

• Dusty Road Blues – Paul Lenart, Duke Levine, Richard Rosenblatt (next scene begins)

• Dramatic Cue (h) – Ronald Hanmer (“Good, the baboon’s asleep!”)

• Pizzacato from Sylvia – Leo Delibes (Ren and Stimpy share a laugh)

• Uppers and Downers (1) – Kenny Graham (Ren tears Stimpy’s skin off)

• Uppers and Downers (2) – Kenny Graham (Stimpy’s bare body)

• Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (Stimpy’s skin crawling through the yard)

• Poet and Peasant Overture – Franz Suppe (baboon runs towards Mr. Pipe)

• Poppin’ Around – Bruce Campbell (Ren and Stimpy putting on an outfit)

• Verdi: Aria from “Rigoletto” (Caro Nome) – Neil Amsterdam [OGM] (the whole “dressed as the wife” scene)

• Peer Gynt – Anitra’s Dance – Edvard Grieg (“This old gag never fails!”)

• Fully Fashioned – George French (Ren’s puppet woos the baboon)

• Lush Life – William Loose (chocolate/grubs eating scene)

• Rossini: Overture from “William Tell” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (baboon and puppet are running to get married)

• Entry of the Bride – Leslie Pearson, Richard Wagner (Stimpy marries the baboon and puppet)

• Wedding Procession – Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy, Leslie Pearson (Stimpy throwing rice)

• Dusty Road Blues – Paul Lenart, Duke Levine, Richard Rosenblatt (honeymoon)

• Uppers and Downers (2) – Kenny Graham (drum roll)

• Sweet and Simple – Steve Race (Ren and Stimpy enjoying the hog jowls)

• Entry of the Gladiators – George Wilson [CPM] (title card)

• Southern Bottleneck – Rick Fenn [CPM] (opening)

• Here and There – Gary Hughes (“It’s a car! Smile, Ren, smile!”)

• Tension Tag #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (“Shut up! You’ve seen saying that for three years, so just shut up!”)

• Here and There – Gary Hughes (a tiny car approaches)

• Finger of Fear – Fredric Bayco (Ren and Stimpy are pulled into the car)

• Volga Ice A – Igor Tuhmanov (“Was you laughin’ at me and my friend here?”)

• From the Cockpit – Garry Hardman (“Do we look like clowns?!”)

• Terror by Night – Hubert Clifford (clown approaches Ren and Stimpy)

• Play the Game – Len Stevens (clown demonstrates his ability to make people laugh)

• Twilight in Turkey – Raymond Scott (exterior of car)

• After the Ball – Erik Markman, Charles K. Harris [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy dressed as clowns)

• Entry of the Gladiators – R.A.F. Music Library (Ren and Stimpy try some stunts)

• Big Show Theme – Robert Sharples (jumping through fire hoop)

• Twilight in Turkey – Raymond Scott (gas station)

• Screw on the Loose – Tony Lowry (“Excuse me driver, could you let us out?”)

• Drama Link (a) – Hubert Clifford (DENIED!)

• Twilight in Turkey – Raymond Scott (tons of stuff crammed into the car)

• Fast Getaway – David Snell (keeping the cops at bay)

• Relentless Chase – Keith Nichols (tire blow-out)

• Bluesy – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (Ren and Stimpy hitchhiking again)

• Saw Theme – W Trytel (Fire Chief is the one driving)

• Mambo – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (title card)

• Folli the Foal – Andrew Fenner (Stimpy looking through dresser)

• Drama Link (a) – Hubert Clifford (“I can’t find my pants!”)

• Sting #32 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (“I’m naked under this towel!”)

• Saint-Saëns: Fossils from “Carnival of the Animals” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren kicks Stimpy outside)

• Cold Fear (a) – Laurie Johnson (Stimpy looks around, nervous)

• Fly by Night – Montague Ewing (Stimpy wants to borrow some pants)

• Bits and Pieces – Ronald Hanmer (wife is afraid of naked Stimpy)

• Inferno – Fredric Bayco (Mr. Pipe goes after Stimpy with a hose)

• Turn the Screw – Paul Gerard (Victor looks at Stimpy in the tree stump)

• Catwalk – Kenny Graham (“This is REALLY gonna hurt!”)

• Teenage Party – Erik Markman [OGM] (Victor’s dad in the car)

• Catwalk – Kenny Graham (Victor taking a breather)

• Terror by Night – Hubert Clifford (right before “Why of course!”)

• The Crime Busters – Ralph Dollimore (“We can’t do it here.”)

• Kommissar Maigret – Gerhard Trede (Stimpy, Victor, and his dad in the car)

• Sixth Sense – David Lindup (Victor’s dad won’t let Victor give his underwear to Stimpy)

• Terror by Night – Hubert Clifford (Victor’s dad pulls his underwear out)

• The Crime Busters – Ralph Dollimore (Victor’s dad teases Stimpy)

• Catfish Row – Benny Carter (Stimpy finally has underwear)

• Panic Patrol – Kenny Graham (Stimpy’s thrown from the car)

• Heavy Affliction – Cedric Palmer (“I’m beat up, dirty, and lost in the woods.”)

• Gay Activity – Clive Richardson (“But I got my pants!”)

• From the Cockpit – Garry Hardman (Stimpy’s held up by a cow)

• Bailando Con La Gitana – David Snell (cow has the underwear on)

• Forewarning (a,b,c) – Syd Dale (exterior of deep, dark forest)

• Satanic – Richard Harvey (Stimpy walking through the deep, dark forest)

• Dangerous A – Mladen Franko (“Where’s your pants?!”)

• Dramatic Mechanical Main Theme – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (grizzly bear appears)

• Happy-Go-Lively – Laurie Johnson (Stimpy has “pants”)

• South Side Shuffle – Keith Nichols (Ren and Stimpy in dresses)

• Roman March – Robert Sharples (title card)

• Rock N Roll Bop – David Morse [CPM] (beach pan)

• Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (“Why you… I’ll kick you into next we-“)

• Dramatic Sting #9 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (bully revealed)

• Finger of Fear – Fredric Bayco (bully kicks sand on Ren)

• Rock N Roll Bop – David Morse [CPM] (bully laughs and leaves)

• Tension Tag #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (“Well, Ren, where’d your little friends go?”)

• Colour Bridges (1) – Sidney Kay (Ren’s about to hit Stimpy but stops)

• Light-Hearted Links (1-6) – Eric Spear (“Look at me, Stimpy, what a pathetic wimp I am.”)

• Lohengrin (Prelude Act 3) – Richard Wagner (Charles Globe revealed)

• Reach for the Stars – Richard Harvey (“If you had large pectoral muscles, no one would ever push you around again!”)

• Stop Gap – Robert Sharples (“Work out?!”)

• Quiz Organ (b) – Curtis Schwartz (Ren screams in delight)

• Light-Hearted Links (1-6) – Eric Spear (“I’ll always be a wimp!”)

• Also Sprach Zarathustra – Richard Strauss (sun gleaming off Stimpy’s butt)

• Passionate Interludes (e) – Sam Fonteyn (“Oh Stimpy, you are my true friend.”)

• Uneasy Truce – Van Phillips (hospital exterior)

• Where Danger Lurks – Ronald Hanmer (Ren and Stimpy on operating table)

• Disaster – Bruce Campbell (operation)

• Rossini: Overture from “The Thieving Magpie,” Part II – Lee Ashley [OGM] (fat dropped into Ren)

• Act One – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Hi-Q] (bandages removed from Stimpy)

• Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter (Stimpy has no butt)

• Kim’s Tune – Ralph Dollimore (bandages removed from Ren)

• Finger of Fear – Fredric Bayco (“Doc…”)

• Crime Doesn’t Pay – Jack Beaver (“I feel great, powerful, DANGEROUS.”)

• Running Off the Rails – Clive Richardson (“We’re going to the beach!”)

• Rock N Roll Bop – David Morse [CPM] (beach again)

• Finger of Fear – Fredric Bayco (return of the bully)

• Catfish Row – Benny Carter (“Well, that’s that.”)

• Clair De Lune – Helmuth Brandenburg, Claude Debussy (Stimpy’s sad that Ren’s leaving)

• Gala Premiere – Laurie Johnson (Hollywood)

• Roman March – Robert Sharples (action movie)

• Gala Premiere – Laurie Johnson (Ren’s beefcake photos)

• Light-Hearted Links (1-6) – Eric Spear (“He’s so happy.”)

• Gala Premiere – Laurie Johnson (“The guy who made it all possible: Charles Globe!”)

• John Brown’s Body (b) – Brian Gulland, Richard Harvey (title card)

• Pomp and Ceremony – Frank Damico (White House exterior)

• Valse Moderne – George Fenton, John Leach (Ren and Stimpy eating food out of the trash)

• Setting the Trap – Dick Walter (“Hey, look!”)

• Valse Moderne – George Fenton, John Leach (Ren and Stimpy jump out of the trash)

• Mini-March – Laurie Johnson (Sgt. Big Butt revealed)

• Music for Percussion (8 to 13) – Laurie Johnson (“Do you know what we give you if you disgrace our country?”)

• Frontal Attack C – Sammy Burdson (“Present… TOWELS!”)

• Short Roll [#4.5] – Eric Allen (“Ten-hut! About face!”)

• Music for Percussion (1 to 7) – Laurie Johnson (towel whippings)

• March to Battle – Laurie Johnson (“All right, ladies, this is the president.”)

• Domestic (C-164) – William Loose [Capitol Hi-Q] (scrubbing the president with Ren)

• Be Cool (b) – Benny Carter (hoodlum pigeons)

• Links and Interjections (I – 1 – 12) – Alan Braden (“Hey! Take that!”)

• Absolute Zero – Laurie Johnson (Stimpy wide-eyed)

• Jingle Bells (d) – Simon Benson (Stimpy on Abe Lincoln with a Christmas list)

• Funeral March – Frederic Chopin, Fiachra Trench (“A memorial? I didn’t know Santy Claus was DEAD!”)

• Dramatic Impact 2 – Ivor Slaney (Ren slaps Stimpy)

• William Tell Overture – Gioacchino Rossini (morning)

• Investiture – Bruce Campbell (“Yep, he was a great man.”)

• Mists of Illusion – Gilbert Vinter (Ren overhears that there’s a treasure in Abe’s head)

• Swing of the Hills – Stan Livingston [OGM] (Ren daydreaming of riding a limo out of Abe’s head)

• The Hurry Up – Kenny Graham (Ren pushes all the tourists out)

• Tautwalk – Laurie Johnson (Ren wondering how to get inside Abe’s head)

• Rossini: Overture from “The Barber of Seville” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren’s stuck in Abe’s nose)

• Holiday Playtime – Cedric Palmer (sawing Abe’s head off)

• Playbill – Wilfred Burns (Stimpy describing what’s in the president’s head)

• Holiday Playtime – Cedric Palmer (more sawing)

• Workaday World – Jack Beaver (“Oh boy oh boy, I’m gonna be rich!”)

• Short Fanfare – Edward White (caramel corn revealed)

• Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (“Caramel corn. In the president’s head.”)

• Dramatic Impact 2 – Ivor Slaney (Ren screams at the sight of no head on the statue)

• Main Street – Alec Gould (Ren pacing)

• Jingle Bells (d) – Simon Benson (Stimpy creates the head as Santa’s)

• Main Street – Alec Gould (Stimpy’s second attempt)

• Light Movement – George Hormel [Capitol Hi-Q] (new head)

• The Kill – Brian Beamish, Garry Hardman (“Okay squirrel, hand over your nuts…”)

• William Tell Overture (a) – Gioacchino Rossini, Fiachra Trench (birds eat sausage Lincoln head)

• Shopping Spree – Laurie Johnson (multiple replacement heads tried)

• Wagner: Ride of the Valkyries – Lee Ashley [OGM] (someone lifts up the dumpster head)

• The March of the Ants – Sidney Crooke (homeless person revealed)

• Secret Hopes A – Mladen Franko (Ren begging the spirit of Old Honest Abe)

• Saw Theme – W Trytel (Headless Lincoln kicks Ren and Stimpy)

• William Tell Overture – Gioacchino Rossini (morning again)

• Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (“Do you have anything to say, before I KILL you?!”)

• Battle Hymn of Republic (a) – Graham De Wilde (“A chicken in every garage, mom’s apple pie, and rubber nipples for everyone!”)

NOTE: This music breakdown follows the original airing of the episode, which featured some scenes in a different order and other scenes that were cut entirely. Since the recut version does not contain any tracks not in the original airing, I’ve chosen not to include it here.

• The Bachelor Life (a) – Laurie Johnson (title card)

• Dance of Hours: Theme 1 – Amilcare Ponchielli (Stimpy drawing)

• Romeo & Juliet Overture – Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy looks at a picture of Wilbur Cobb)

• Dance of Hours: Theme 1 – Amilcare Ponchielli (Stimpy explaining animation)

• Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (Ren looking like he’s going to hit Stimpy)

• Our Mr Meredith – Eric Winstone (Ren convinces Stimpy cartoons are stupid)

• Terror by Night – Hubert Clifford (Ren gets a red face)

• Dramatic Impact 2 – Ivor Slaney (Ren snaps)

• Finger of Fear – Fredric Bayco (“Finish your stinky old puppets! See if I care!”)

• Bliss – Alec Gould (Ren wants to work on Stimpy’s cartoon)

• Appassionata – Daryl Runswick (“I can’t draw!”)

• Bliss – Alec Gould (“Come come now.”)

• Appassionata – Daryl Runswick (“I can’t type.”)

• Fanfare – Robert Sharples (“You can be a producer!”)

• Hollywood Holiday – Frank Samuels (Stimpy explaining a producer)

• Chicago Stomp – Keith Nichols (Ren is overjoyed to be a producer)

• Drama Link (j) – Hubert Clifford (Ren rubs his hands together)

• Manhattan Minuet – Raymond Scott (animation montage- part 1)

• Dangerous A – Mladen Franko (Ren comes into the storyboard room)

• Rescue – Cecil Milner (Ren tears down Stimpy’s storyboards)

• Heavy Affliction – Cedric Palmer (Stimpy clocks out for the night)

• Tchaikovsky: Dance of the Little Swans from “Swan Lake” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (animation montage- part 2)

• Valse Aux Champs-Elysees – Daniel Jean Jeannin (Ren on the phone)

• Light Agitato (PG-166F) – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (Stimpy in the photography room)

• Acts of Heroism (a) – Trevor Duncan (Stimpy in the editing room)

• Poetic Love Theme B – Mladen Franko (Stimpy gets a second wind)

• Death in the City – Jack Beaver (Stimpy faints)

• Maidens of Pireus – Reg Owen (Ren at the pool)

• Sublime Ghost – William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Hi-Q] (“The cartoon’s finished, Ren. Would you like to see it?”)

• Drama Link (d) – Hubert Clifford (closeup of Stimpy’s tired face)

• Moving Target – Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (“What? It all looks the same.”)

• Shopping Street – Cedric Palmer (“You’re living in a dream world if you think the great Cobb will see you.”)

• Peter and the Wolf Overture: Cat Theme – Sergei Prokofiev (Wilbur Cobb revealed)

• Drama Link (i) – Hubert Clifford (“NO! Walter Lantz!”)

• Carmen: Habanera – Georges Bizet (more Cobb rants)

• Fire (JB-28) – William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Hi-Q] (Ren chokes on Cobb’s dentures)

• Carmen: Habanera – Georges Bizet (yet more Cobb rants)

• Great Future A – Mladen Franko (“Until the masses cry…”)

• Hallelujah Chorus from the Messiah – George Handel (hallelujah)

• Peter and the Wolf Overture: Grandfather Theme – Sergei Prokofiev (“Let’s have a look at your film.”)

• Pathe News Fanfare – Stanley Black (Stimpy’s cartoon opening titles)

• Patriotic March – Lee Jacobs [CPM] (plays throughout)

• The Stars and Stripes Forever – John Sousa (Peg Leg Pete)

• The Star Spangled Banner (a) – Graham De Wilde (ending)

• Pomp and Circumstance March #1 – Edward Elgar (“That was very good, Skippy.”)

• Symphony No. 9 – 4th Movement – Ode to Joy – Ludwig Beethoven (electric chair)

• Side of Beef Song – Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Billy West [original composition] (title card)

• Busy Life – Cedric Palmer (opening with exterior shot of skyscraper)

• Drama Shock (e) – Richard Harvey (“Your mother sows my socks!”)

• Blues for Oscar – John Horler [CPM] (chicken in fridge)

• Timpani Roll – Sammy Burdson (“I oughta pound you into the ground like a tent peg!”)

• Blues for Oscar – John Horler [CPM] (end of scene)

• Johann Strauss: Tales from the Vienna Woods (Waltz) – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren dumping beavers into the lake)

• Willy Nilly – Cyril Watters (Mr. Pipe at the faucet)

• Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (“Hmm, water looks a little heavy today.”)

• Willy Nilly – Cyril Watters (Mr. Pipe drinks the bad water)

• Swimmingly (b) – Helene Muddiman (Ren sneaks up to the tree)

• Uppers and Downers (1) – Kenny Graham (Ren screams at the baby birds)

• Suspense Musical Saw – Johnny Hawksworth (the baby birds frightened)

• Bugle Calls – Jonathan Yates [CPM] (Stimpy watching TV)

• This Way Out – Robert Sharples (Stimpy sits on the tack)

• Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter (closeup of tack stuck in Stimpy’s butt)

• Acredite Se Quiser – Vantoil Ferreira, Aristides Marques, Jorge Silva Da (Ren puts nitroglycerin on chair)

• Mad Scene Part 2 Act III Lucia – Gaetano Donizetti (Stimpy sits on nitroglycerin)

• Tiptoe Through the Tubas – Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy laughs)

• Wagner: Ride of the Valkyries – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy in bathtub)

• On Fire – Gregor Narholz (Ren dumps crabs in bathtub)

• Fully Fashioned – George French (Stimpy putting on fur)

• Scared Stiff – John Fox (“Ralph!”)

• Elegy – Sam Fonteyn (“Oh my poor baby. Just relax, daddy’ll make it better!”)

• Cold Sweat – John Scott (Ren’s face turns red)

• Human Advances A – Mladen Franko (choir)

• Side of Beef Song – Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Billy West [original composition] (Jimminy Lummox sings)

• Tchaikovsky: Love Theme from “Romeo and Juliet” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren reaches for his dentures in the morning)

• Drama Link (a) – Hubert Clifford (“My teeth! Give me those!”)

• Drama Shock (b) – Richard Harvey (Ren with dirty dentures in his mouth)

• Side of Beef Song – Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Billy West [original composition] (Ren’s hit with a wrench)

• Heavy Affliction – Cedric Palmer (“Must not get angry.”)

• Links and Interjections (I – 1 – 12) – Alan Braden (“Oh no! Oh no! He didn’t! He didn’t!”)

• Timpani Roll – Sammy Burdson (“You! Why I oughta…”)

• Saint-Saëns: Dance Macabre (Waltz) – Lee Ashley [OGM] (“Do you want to get me killed?”)

• The Waiting Silence – Richard Harvey (“You set me up, and he knocks me down.”)

• Dangerous A – Mladen Franko (“HEY WORLD, AM I HAPPY ENOUGH?!”)

• Side of Beef Song – Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Billy West [original composition] (Jimminy Lummox appears in a car)

• Desolation – David Lindup (Ren limps up to Jimminy Lummox)

• Side of Beef Song – Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Billy West [original composition] (chain of abuse)

• Western Railways – Roy Henley (title card)

• Green Bluegrass – Lloyd Green, Glen Sutton (“Good morning, it’s dawn!”)

• Topeka Trail – John Hawkins (“These are the trophies of a lifetime…”)

• Drama Link (d) – Hubert Clifford (fly yelling)

• Drama Link (n) – Hubert Clifford (Stimpy in bed with worms)

• Ridin’ High and Handsome – Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson (at the boat)

• Pizzicato Playtime – Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy thanks the worms)

• Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (prison exterior)

• Police Car Chase – Jack Beaver (Wilbur Cobb escapes from prison)

• Jolly Jack Tar (a) – Dick Walter (Wilbur Cobb on the docks)

• Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (Wilbur Cobb in the boat)

• Ridin’ High and Handsome – Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson (boat leaves the dock)

• Broken Saddles – Richard Gilks (“Sit back and wait.”)

• Drama Link (l) – Hubert Clifford (“What did I just say?!”)

• Smouldering Fury (a) – Trevor Duncan (day to night to day)

• Colour Bridges (2) – Sidney Kay (“You just scared away all the fish!”)

• Skipalong Rag (a) – Clem Clempson (“Hello folks, here we are again.”)

• Country Music #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (fish drinking chum with straws)

• Holiday Fun – Richard Myhill (fish whistle)

• The Waiting Silence – Richard Harvey (Ren thinks his prey is at hand)

• I.T.M.A. – Michael North (salesman fish)

• Comic Ending (h) – Dick Walter (Stimpy pulls out a fish from his pocket)

• Holiday Fun – Richard Myhill (fish joins the others)

• Links and Interjections (I – 1 – 12) – Alan Braden (“I just wanna know ONE thing!”)

• Saint-Saëns: Aquarium from “Carnival of the Animals” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy speaking fish)

• King Conga – Dennis Farnon (Ren slamming his head)

• Errol’s Choice – Alan Hawkshaw (“All right everybody, make yourself at home.”)

• Finger of Fear – Fredric Bayco (Ren tries to steal all Stimpy’s fish)

• Spaghetti Western (a) – Dick Walter (Albert chewing out Ren)

• The Gunfighter – Franco Micalizzi, Roberto Pregadio (“Nothin’ but shattered nerves and fish hooks.”)

• Ridin’ High and Handsome – Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson (Ren swims underwater)

• Saint-Saëns: Aquarium from “Carnival of the Animals” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (underwater)

• Dangerous B – Mladen Franko (Ren swims towards the bait)

• Guitar Strings G – Paul Lenart, Duke Levine (Ren mounted on wall)

• Nit Pickin’ (a) – Mitch Dalton (title card)

• Fear 1 – Louis Clark (Ren and Stimpy crawling through the desert)

• Heavy Affliction – Cedric Palmer (Stimpy drags Ren)

• Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (Stimpy drops Ren)

• Drama Link (l) – Hubert Clifford (“That’s it! I can’t take another step!”)

• The Seven Veils – Steve Race (Stimpy’s tongue feels the road)

• Voodoo Victim – Gilbert Vinter (oasis)

• Catfish Row (Link) – Benny Carter (Ren’s vision of the oasis)

• In Jeopardy – Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Stimpy says he sees a road)

• Variete 2 – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (“We’re saved!”)

• Beat Culture – Robert Ascot [OGM] (Stimpy describes an RV)

• Domestic Fun (b) – Ernest Tomlinson (vulture eating Ren)

• Gramercy Swing – Jean-Pierre Fabien, Martin Taylor (Stimpy pretends he’s roadkill)

• Crepe Suzette – Cyril Watters (Mr. Pipe introduced)

• Workaday World – Jack Beaver (view of RV hitting all the mailboxes on the road)

• Casual Acquaintance – Paul Deveruex (Mr. Pipe gives a tour of the RV)

• Waltz Combo – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Ren and Stimpy at the dinner table)

• Brickbats (1-8) – Laurie Johnson (skunk milk)

• Drama Link (c) – Hubert Clifford (skunk milk placed in front of Stimpy)

• Le Jazz Hot – Jean-Pierre Fabien, Martin Taylor (Stimpy enjoys the skunk milk)

• Pizzacato from Sylvia – Leo Delibes (Stimpy makes Ren feel guilty for not drinking the skunk milk)

• Dramatic Impact 5 – Ivor Slaney (Ren drinks the skunk milk)

• St. Mortiz Sleigh Bells – Woolf Phillips (going outside for a walk)

• Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (Mr. Pipe tells story about phantom)

• Dramatic Impact 4 – Ivor Slaney (Wilbur Cobb introduced)

• Peter and the Wolf Overture: Cat Theme and Grandfather Theme – Sergei Prokofiev (Wilbur Cobb rambling as usual)

• Cradle Song – Johannes Brahms, Fiachra Trench (everyone’s asleep except Ren)

• Inferno – Fredric Bayco (RV falls to the bottom of the lake)

• Aquamarine – Simon Benson (“I think the animals need to go out and do their business.”)

• St. Mortiz Sleigh Bells – Woolf Phillips (“I already wet the bed! Hahahaha!”)

• Dead March 2 – Frederic Chopin, Alfred Kluten (title card)

• Am Dorfbrunnen A – Otto Sieben (opening)

• Holiday Playtime – Cedric Palmer (Ren’s home)

• Rescue – Cecil Milner (Ren rescues old lady under bus)

• Holiday Playtime – Cedric Palmer (old lady is smitten with Ren)

• For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow – Trevor Thornton [CPM] (birthday cake)

• Dramatic Impact 6 – Ivor Slaney (Ren learns he’s 70)

• Trombone Slides – Dick Walter (Stimpy eating birthday cake)

• Dramatic Cue (d) – Ronald Hanmer (“70 years old!”)

• Links and Interjections (II – 1 -10) – Alan Braden (“There there now, dry those bloodshot eyes.”)

• Our Mr Meredith – Eric Winstone (Stimpy comforts Ren)

• Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren’s visibly older)

• Beethoven: Symphony No. 5, 1st Movement – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren looks at himself in the mirror)

• Hollywood Romance – Peter Yorke (Ren decides to retire)

• Folli the Foal – Andrew Fenner (Stimpy feeds Ren like a baby)

• To Death or Glory – Laurie Johnson (Ren thinks he’s in a war)

• Mists of Illusion – Gilbert Vinter; Preussens Gloria – Joseph Kanz, Gottfried Piefke (Ren thinks Stimpy is the kaiser)

• Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain – Lee Ashley [OGM] (“For the boys who didn’t make it!”)

• Drama Link (k) – Hubert Clifford (“Right here! Finish it! A bullet in the brain!”)

• Pleasant Sleep – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Hi-Q] (Stimpy tucks Ren into bed)

• Turkey Trot – John Longmire (Ren and Stimpy playing golf)

• Drama Link (i) – Hubert Clifford (Haggis MacHaggis approaches)

• March for Jeanie – John Fox (Haggis MacHaggis stuffs golf clubs into Ren’s mouth)

• Turkey Trot – John Longmire (“Well, Ren, what did I tell you?”)

• Holiday Playtime – Cedric Palmer (more golf)

• Heavenly Voices (b) – David Farnon (Ren looks into the sunset)

• Dramatic String Effects 3 – John Fox (“I’m with you, pal.”)

• Softly She Sleeps – Cedric Palmer (pan over to Bali-Hai Mortuary)

• Dancing the Hula – Kapono Beamer (Bali-Hai Mortuary exterior)

• I.T.M.A. – Michael North (coffin salesman)

• Life or Death – Jack Beaver (Kowalski appears)

• Kommissar Maigret – Gerhard Trede (description of cheapest coffin)

• Curtain-Raiser – Alan Braden (best coffin available)

• Longing for Home – David Bell (funeral)

• Peter and the Wolf Overture: Cat Theme – Sergei Prokofiev (Wilbur Cobb introduced)

• Funeral Music – Alfred Kluten (“Death… a subject I’M familiar with!”)

• Workaday World – Jack Beaver (Stimpy joins Ren in the coffin)

• Mendelssohn: Funeral March from “Midsummer Night’s Dream” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (pan of coffin)

• Tchaikovsky: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies from “The Nutcracker Suite” – Lee Ashley [OGM] (people dragging their butt on Ren’s grave)

• Slow Sax – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (interior of coffin)

• Spindlelegs – Cedric Palmer (worm visitor at the door)

• Tom Fool – Van Phillips (title card)

• Rossini: Overture from “The Thieving Magpie,” Part II – Lee Ashley [OGM] (opening)

• Face at the Window – Dick Walter (“Stimpy! Are you playing with your bellybutton again?”)

• Rossini: Overture from “The Thieving Magpie,” Part II – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy plays with his belly button some more)

• Drama Link (j) – Hubert Clifford (Ren warns Stimpy to stop)

• Cartoon Chord – Dick Walter (sting at end of scene)

• In the Hall of the Mountain King – Edvard Grieg (volcano erupting from belly button)

• Erotic Nightmare – William Farran (“Pencil…”)

• Finger of Fear – Fredric Bayco (Ren walks out to Stimpy in the middle of the night)

• Dramatic Cue (d) – Ronald Hanmer (“You’re playing with fire, and you’re going to get burned!”)

• Strange Terrains (a) – Paddy Kingsland (bellybutton radio dial)

• Climb Inside My World – Masters of Reality [original composition] (Stimpy enters his bellybutton)

• Tom Fool – Van Phillips (Jerry introduced)

• William Tell Overture – Gioacchino Rossini (the next morning…)

• Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter (“Stimpy!”)

• Symphony #6 “Pathetique” 1st Mvt. – Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Ren cries)

• Happy-Go-Lively – Laurie Johnson (Stimpy doing chores)

• Sabre Dance – Aram Khachaturian (“Dinner! I want my dinner!”)

• Pomp and Circumstance March #1 – Edward Elgar, Fiachra Trench (Jerry gives a toast)

• Investiture – Bruce Campbell (end of the toast)

• Escape – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (“Lint loaf? I HATE LINT LOAF!”)

• Catfish Row (Link) – Benny Carter (Muddy’s new wife)

• Escape – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Stimpy chased by Jerry)

• Praga – Symphonic Poem Op 26 – Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Jerry grows in size)

• Symphony #6 “Pastoral” Movement 4 – Ludwig Beethoven (“And today, I feed.”)

• Surfin’ Fun – Grahame Maclean, Barry Ryder (the party)

• Symphony #6 “Pastoral” Movement 4 – Ludwig Beethoven (Ren and Stimpy held by Jerry)

• Surfin’ Fun – Grahame Maclean, Barry Ryder (back to the party)

• Turn the Screw – Paul Gerard (Muddy’s wife eats the bellybutton)

• Catfish Row – Benny Carter (Muddy’s wife belches and giggles)

• Dorinda Mc Clure – Douglas Pincock (title card)

• Blue Hills – Ronald Hanmer (opening)

• Longing for Home – David Bell (Haggis’s wall of accomplishments)

• Clock and Bass Suspense – Chris Reccardi [original composition]; From the Cockpit – Garry Hardman (Haggis sits waiting for his show to start)

• Sunshine Patrol – Tom Elliot [OGM] (Haggis turns on the TV)

• Scotsman Show Theme – Chris Reccardi [original composition] (The Scotsman titles)

• Showtime Fill (c) – Gary Kettel (“And here’s Haggis in this week’s episode…”)

• Big Show Theme – Robert Sharples (“The Scotsman Beats His Dog!”)

• Showtime (a) – Robert Sharples (Haggis laughs at his show)

• The Saucy Postcard – Richard Myhill (stupid butler)

• Black Swarm – Simon Benson (“Who’s the funniest cartoon on TV, huh?!”)

• Showtime Fill (b) – Gary Kettel (“Duh… Rodney and Boo-winky?”)

• Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (The Scotsman is cancelled)

• Ren & Stimpy Opening Theme (R&S on TV)

• News Flash – Sam Fonteyn (news program)

• Saw Theme – W Trytel (space program)

• Star Parade – Tony Kinsey (Stimpy advertising shaving cream)

• Symphony #6 “Pastoral” Movement 4 – Ludwig Beethoven (Haggis yells)

• Weapons of War Link 1 – Richard Hill (“They’ll rue the day they crossed Haggis MacHaggis!”)

• Conflict Link 1 – Richard Hill (Haggis runs down the stairs)

• Hawaiian Flower – Jon Jelmer (Ren and Stimpy appear at the mansion)

• Be Cool (b) – Benny Carter (salesman throws Haggis out)

• Disaster – Bruce Campbell (Haggis pounds on the front door)

• Fond Memories of Portree – David Bell (“Now you’ve gone and done it! You’ve made me cry!”)

• Radar Room – Sam Fonteyn (“I’ve got to think of a solution!”)

• Gay Time – Alan Perry (“I shall return!”)

• Haggis Walk – Chris Reccardi [original composition] (Haggis walking into town, muttering angrily)

• Fly by Night – Montague Ewing (Haggis runs up to the crowd)

• Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter (Haggis is shocked to see it’s Ren & Stimpy they’re watching)

• Panic Patrol – Kenny Graham (Haggis tries to cover the TVs)

• Fire (JB-28) – William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Hi-Q] (Haggis sees Ren and Stimpy everywhere)

• Sublime Ghost – William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Hi-Q] (Haggis sees Ren and Stimpy in the clouds)

• Poppin’ Around – Bruce Campbell (“Hey mister, look what I got!”)

• Largo Op.28 E-Minor – Helmuth Brandenburg, Frederic Chopin (Haggis walking in the park)

• Luck ’o the Irish – Richard Myhill (old lady feeding the birds)

• Valse Aux Champs-Elysees – Daniel Jean Jeannin (Haggis eating the bird seed)

• Zelle 503 – Gerhard Trede (Haggis coughing up the bird seed)

• Valse Aux Champs-Elysees – Daniel Jean Jeannin (Haggis is beat up)

• Mozart: Minuet – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy enjoying the mansion)

• The Four Seasons: Spring – Antonio Vivaldi (Ren and Stimpy at dinner)

• Late Night Life – Erik Markman [OGM] (Haggis at the toy store window)

• Voodoo Victim – Gilbert Vinter (a mysterious person buys the Haggis doll)

• Smouldering Fury (a) – Trevor Duncan (mysterious person goes into the alley)

• Very End – Sam Fonteyn (the mysterious person is Whacky)

• Polovtsian Dances from Prince Igor: Stranger in Paradise – Aleksandre Borodin (memories)

• Poet and Peasant Overture – Franz Suppe (dog gets a crazed look)

• Balloch House Waltz – Douglas Pincock (closeup of Whacky’s eyes)

• Cataclysm – Maurice Jarre (Whacky beats up the doll)

• Dangerous D, C – Mladen Franko (Haggis screams and runs into the street)

• Symphony #6 “Pastoral” Movement 4 – Ludwig Beethoven; Bridge Over Water – Chris Reccardi [original composition] (Haggis at the bridge)

• Erotic Nightmare – William Farran (“I’ll just END IT ALL!”)

• Dramatic Mechanical Main Theme – Philip Green [Capitol Hi-Q] (wind blows)

• Catwalk – Kenny Graham (ad blows onto Haggis’s face)

• Gay Activity – Clive Richardson (“I’ll have me revenge at last!”)

• Workaday World – Jack Beaver (“They’ll be sorry!”)

• Kommissar Maigret – Gerhard Trede (Rent a Thug)

• Hit and Run – Ralph Dollimore (Haggis driving in the car with his thugs)

• Curtain-Raiser – Alan Braden (opening night of a new R&S episode)

• Hit and Run – Ralph Dollimore (Haggis enters the studio)

• Act One – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Hi-Q] (Ren and Stimpy getting make-up applied)

• Uppers and Downers (2) – Kenny Graham (Ren and Stimpy are beat up by the thugs)

• Stirring Drums of the Highlands – John Fox (everyone’s tied up)

• Americano-Latino – Erik Markman [OGM] (Ben and Stumpy main titles)

• Country Music #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (guitar music during Ben & Stumpy)

• Take a Bow 2 – David Lindup (end of show)

• I.T.M.A. – Michael North (show was a success)

• Goldfinger – David Morse [CPM] (“What are you doing here? I fired your butt!”)

• Romance at Midnight – Johnny Pearson (Ben and Stumpy in the limo)

• Showtime #6 – Neil Amsterdam [OGM] (Ren, Stimpy, and Haggis under a bridge)

• The Swinging Parade – Alan Moorhouse (title card)

• The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (opening at boot camp)

• A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (scoutmaster introduced)

• Music for Percussion (8 to 13) – Laurie Johnson (“Ya gotta earn some BADGES!”)

• War Statement 8 – Laurie Johnson (drum roll)

• Springtime for Lovers – Len Stevens (Stimpy describing selling cookies)

• Horror Chords (a) – Paddy Kingsland (“…Till midnight to sell all them cookies.”)

• The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (Ren slaps Stimpy)

• Blue Harmonica – Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt (Ren and Stimpy in the desert)

• Static Time – John Scott (Ren and Stimpy are waiting for a customer)

• The Sleeper Awakens – Richard Harvey (Stimpy’s hungry)

• Dramatic Impact 2 – Ivor Slaney (“Oh no, Ren!”)

• Pomp and Circumstance March #1 – Edward Elgar (Stimpy starts to make a speech)

• Cradle Song (Brahms’ Lullaby) – Johannes Brahms, Fiachra Trench (Ren and Stimpy are full)

• In the Streets – Gerhard Trede (a limo approaches)

• Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (a guy’s head comes out of the limo)

• Trafficscape – Eric Winstone (Ren is about to sell them but Stimpy opens his mouth)

• Colour Bridges (4 1-7) – Sidney Kay (“Here, pig boy, gnaw on this!”)

• Moving Target – Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (guy is eating the cactuses)

• Trafficscape – Eric Winstone (guy in limo leaves)

• Barrelhouse Stomp (a) – Jonathan Starkey (card game)

• Ein Montag Im November – Gerhard Trede (Ren leaves the card game)

• A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (“I know the funnest badge of ’em all.”)

• Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (snipe hunting badge)

• Mists of Illusion – Gilbert Vinter (Stimpy is mesmerized by the snipe concept)

• A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (scoutmaster leaves)

• Hunting the Hare – James Gourlay [CPM] (right before Ren is yelled at by Stimpy)

• Dramatic Impact 1 – Ivor Slaney (“I want that snipe badge!”)

• Hunting the Hare – James Gourlay [CPM] (Stimpy leaves)

• A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (scoutmaster laughs)

• Reveille [arrangement by Charlie Brissette and Bob Camp] (pan down to camp)

• The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (Ren’s about to leave)

• Hunting the Hare – James Gourlay [CPM] (“I caught one, I caught one!”)

• Weapons of War Link 1 – Richard Hill (snipe appears)

• Full Alert – John Scott (Ren’s beat up by the snipe)

• Trumpet Call 1 – Sam Fonteyn (first merit badge earned)

• Pizzacato from Sylvia – Leo Delibes (girls are giving Stimpy some congrats)

• Drama Link (o) – Hubert Clifford (Ren feels dejected)

• A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (scoutmaster appears again)

• The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (Stimpy reading book)

• Panic Patrol – Kenny Graham (Ren and Stimpy fall off the cliff)

• Trumpet Call 1 – Sam Fonteyn (merit badge earned)

• The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (trying to earn more merit badges)

• Colour Bridges (2) – Sidney Kay (badger bites Ren)

• Drama Link (e) – Hubert Clifford (Ren’s attacked by bears)

• Trumpet Call 1 – Sam Fonteyn (merit badge earned)

• Cowboys Delight – Charlie Brissette [original composition based on “Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie”] (campfire scene)

• Smouldering Fury (a) – Trevor Duncan (costumes taken off)

• The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (ending)

• A Fairy Tale – Raduz and Mahulena Op 16 – 4) Allegro Appassionato – Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (title card)

• Terror by Night – Hubert Clifford (opening)

• Declamatory Chords – Alan Braden (“I’ve got thrice the hiney now!”)

• Variete 3 – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Stimpy reveals the formula)

• Black Swarm – Simon Benson (“Ren! Be careful with that!”)

• Dramatic Cue (d) – Ronald Hanmer (Ren shakes formula)

• A Fairy Tale – Raduz and Mahulena Op 16 – 4) Allegro Appassionato – Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (formula spills on Ren)

• Drama Link (f), (d) – Hubert Clifford (Ren reacts to the formula)

• Night on Bare Mountain – Modest Mussorgsky (Ren splits in half)

• 1945 Adagio Funebre – Gerhard Trede (“Ye gods! Ren’s been split into his two opposite halves!”)

• Trombone Slides – Dick Walter (“…and his indifferent side!”)

• Spindlelegs – Cedric Palmer (Stimpy’s happy)

• Descriptive Items 8 – John Fox; Harp Fizz 1 – Otto Sieben (TV show)

• Mud – Ron Aspery (Stimpy and the two Rens on the couch)

• Spindlelegs – Cedric Palmer (Evil Ren throws TV)

• Stealth by Night – Jack Coles (Evil Ren laughs)

• Haydn: Symphony No. 94, 1st Movement (Surprise) – Lee Ashley [OGM] (girl scout)

• Whodunnit? – Steve Race (Evil Ren’s about to plug in the TV)

• Questions – John Scott (Evil Ren laughs)

• Fashion on Parade – Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy and Apathy Ren take a walk)

• Whodunnit? – Steve Race (Evil Ren barracades the door)

• Static Link D – Gregor Narholz (hours later…)

• Fashion on Parade – Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy and Apathy Ren enter the house)

• Static Link A – Gregor Narholz (“Oh Evil Ren…?”)

• Colour Bridges (3) – Sidney Kay (“What’s this stuff?”)

• Bassoon Link (b) – Richard Myhill (Stimpy’s record melts)

• Terror by Night – Hubert Clifford (“Mousy!”)

• Light Eerie – George Hormel [Capitol Hi-Q] (“Careful, Ren!”)

• Horror Chords (c) – Paddy Kingsland (Ren holds the litter)

• Dramatic Sting #9 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Stimpy screams)

• Dangerous A – Mladen Franko (Ren dumps the litter)

• Brickbats (1-8); Brickbat (Build-Up) – Laurie Johnson (Stimpy’s tied up)

• Woodland Scene – John Fox (“You and Deadpan Ren need each other!”)

• 1930 Largo – Gerhard Trede (“Let me help put you back together.”)

• Sweet Air A – Mladen Franko (“I’ve seen a part of myself no man should ever see.”)

• Approaching Evil – Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Ren dumps more formula on himself)

• Power Master – Jack Beaver (“But what if there were two evil Rens?”)

• 1945 Adagio Funebre – Gerhard Trede (Ren’s split again)

• Trombone Slides – Dick Walter (Evil Ren and Hideously Evil Ren hook up)

• Sunday Service (b) – Peter Lea-Cox (wedding)

• National Anthem of France A – Alfred Kluten, Claude Rouget de Lisle (Evil Ren and Hideously Evil Ren drive off)

• Poetic Love Theme B – Mladen Franko (ending)

• March of the Astronauts – Cedric Palmer (title card)

• Scenic Action A – John Fox (“Untamed World” titles)

• Drama Shock (g) – Richard Harvey (slug on Ren’s back)

• Grieg: Anitra’s Dance from “Peer Gynt” (Waltz) – Lee Ashley [OGM] (diagram of lummox)

• Nautical Trilogy – Robert Farnon [CPM] (map)

• Gyil Dance – Guy Warren (Ren and Stimpy on foot on the island)

• Talking Drums – Guy Warren (“On and on we trek…”)

• The March of the Ants – Sidney Crooke (Stimpy tracks)

• Smouldering Fury (a) – Trevor Duncan (Stimpy finds a clue)

• Where Danger Lurks – Ronald Hanmer (Ren and Stimpy crawling in the shadows)

• Poetic Love Theme B – Mladen Franko (lummox revealed)

• War Statement 2 – Laurie Johnson (“We mustn’t let our emotions overwhelm us.”)

• The Sleeper Awakens – Richard Harvey (Ren tells the audience they must remain quiet)

• Police Car Chase – Jack Beaver (lummox startled)

• Barber of Seville Overture – Gioacchino Rossini (lummox picks his nose and scratches his butt)

• Viva Mexico – Keith Mansfield (Stimpy scratches his butt)

• Slow Sax – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (lummox combs his hair with meat)

• Fly by Night – Montague Ewing (“And now, for dessert.”)

• Dramatic Event – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (lummox gets mad)

• Air Raid – Gerhard Trede (“Quick, drink this bucket of lard!”)

• Super-Mart – William E. McRae [Capitol Hi-Q] (“Cousins!”)

• Togetherness – Erik Markman [OGM] (lummox bonding rituals)

• William Tell Overture – Gioacchino Rossini (morning)

• Rossini: Overture from “The Thieving Magpie,” Part II – Lee Ashley [OGM] (another lummox)

• Romeo & Juliet Overture – Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (male chosen by female)

• Bits and Pieces – Ronald Hanmer (other lummox angry)

• Maniac Pursuit – Trevor Duncan (showdown)

• The Hurry Up – Kenny Graham (pen shot off lummox belly)

• Inferno – Fredric Bayco (alphabet burping begins)

• Finger of Fear – Fredric Bayco (“He’s ready.”)

• Hail to the Chief – Graham De Wilde (burping contest ends)

• Drama Link (o) – Hubert Clifford (defeated lummox walks away)

• Hot Club 30 – Don Harper (woman takes winner man away)

• Scenic Action H – John Fox (the end of the show)

• The Ascendant (d) – Richard Harvey (ending)